Brighton’s Club SPANK presents ‘Garden of the Undead’
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Brighton’s Club SPANK presents ‘Garden of the Undead’

[singlepic id=4945 w=320 h=240 float=left]Date: Friday 19th October 2012

Venue: H-Bar and Club, 16 Church Road, Hove BN3 2FL

Time: 9pm – 3am

Spank invites you to a Brighton fetish party that combines the sophistication of a large ‘champagne-style’ extravaganza with the friendliness and smiles of an intimate local club.

HEADLINE DJ: JANETTE SLACK (Torture Garden Resident)

“Top electro/breakbeat gal” – DJ Mag; “A hot ball of energy” – Soul of Man / Fingerlickin; “Future Hero” – Mixmag. Janette is also a fetish model, that’s her on the poster! Find out more about this firecracker at
Janette has just finished her album ‘Torture Garden Session’, a driving dance LP of original tracks punctuated with tunes from the likes of Jimmy Mofo and Tyrrel. Drawing influence from rock, progressive house, big beat, and complextro with lashings of sexy vocals, the album is a window onto the glam-sleaze dancefloor of London’s world-famous fetish night Torture Garden, where Janette has rocked a six-year residency. We can’t wait for this!SUPPORTING DJ’s:Brighton’s very own purveyor of cool PETER VON SLEAZE (Torture Garden, Synergy) playing EBM & Gypsy Swing, plus TINTIN (Shameless, Spank Australia), our long-term Spank resident who will take you on a journey through Electro / House where variety is the spice of musical life.


” All Hallow’s Eve is coming early for us this year… and it’s got a serious kink-on”. Come to a mysterious night of deviant desires that will transport your soul to the supernatural world:

* A friendly SPIRIT HOSTESS to welcome you, show you round the club if you’re new and answer any questions you might have

* A beautiful HOUSE DOMME to get the action going and lead you into all sorts of trouble

* An experienced DUNGEON MONITOR to help ensure play is safe, polite & consensual

* ENTERTAINMENT: Dungeon 10:30pm – International London-based performer SOPHIA DISGRACE showcases her unique talents to dramatic and tantalising effect… ‘expect the unexpected’.

* SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP ARTIST: Dungeon from 9pm – the very talented BANEOLOGY Horror face makeup for you from just £5.00.

* AMBIENT TUNES in the DUNGEON with some erotic additions found by DJ Tintin from the world of BDSM SEX MUSIC

* Strict ‘NO OUTFIT, NO ENTRY” policy, to KEEP THE TOURISTS OUT and the fetish crowd in

* BEST-OUTFIT PRIZES c/o Brighton Club Spank, Spanksticks (latex-covered canes & paddles, see…, and Cliterati

* FREE FOOT MASSAGES c/o Sole Server and his able assistant

* Advance ticket holders to be entered into a draw for a fantastic prize, a FREE NIGHT at the fabulous BRIGHTON KINKY B&B, (see bottom of page)


THE H-CLUB IN HOVE: A sumptuous venue over two levels + VIP lounge. See for more info. Spank has EXCLUSIVE USE of the entire venue. A CLOAKROOM will be provided on BOTH floors for your coats and bags.
ENTRANCE LEVEL – dancefloor and main bar
This is the place for shaking your tailfeathers, flirting and socialising. Choose one of the superb cocktails and enjoy the amazing energy of our DJ’s.
BASEMENT – play room and 2nd bar
Enjoy a well-equipped dungeon dedicated to BDSM play, with equipment from E4 Dungeon No blood play or sharps please.
TOP FLOOR – secluded VIP LOUNGE: there will be just 8 VIP tickets up for grabs, the price to include a bottle of Louis Dornier champagne (or equivalent price drinks of your choice) served to you by a VIP maid or manservant. Our cool DJ’s will also get a VIP wristband, so you might be hanging out with them too!


Vampires, spirits, witches and warlocks, zombies and phantoms… we call on all supernatural creatures of the night to enthrall and seduce us. And yes, there will be BEST-OUTFIT PRIZES, so dig out the fangs, face paint or bad fairy wings and get creatively kinky. Halloween theme dressup encouraged but not essential!


YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRESS TO THEME, but we do ask for a decent effort to dress to our fetish dress code. This means anything along the lines of: Fantasy, Fetish, Latex/Leather, BDSM, Body Art, Drag, Goth, Uniform, Burlesque, Medical, Cabaret/Showgirl, Steampunk, Carnival, Cyber, Lingerie, OTT dinner dress etc. If you’re unsure, please contact us with any questions.
NO CASUAL STREET WEAR especially no denim, no cotton t-shirts, no regular suits.
NO ‘BASIC BLACK’, pulling on plain black trousers, plain black shirt and black tie is NOT AN OUTFIT and won’t get you into this party. If that is your basic style, you’ll need to dress it up with some accessories eg makeup, hat, gloves, jewellery etc… or BDSM ornamentation such as chains or rope wrapped round you! (and those should stay on all evening as part of your outfit).
‘All black’ is something quite different, it’s your choice of clothing we’re looking for, not the colour. We love black, but we also adore bright colours.
NO FULL NUDITY – bare bums and boobs are fine but no wrinkly bits please.

NEW TO THE FETISH SCENE? Please read the following:

RULES: Spank fetish/clubbing etiquette applies. Basically, no sleazy behaviour, no groping anyone, no drunken or just plain loutish abusive comments, no homophobia or discrimination of any sort… or you will be asked to leave by venue security – no refunds, no arguments. We welcome friendly, smiling, polite, tolerant people who can party hard without upsetting others!

NO PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHY is allowed in the club – if you are spotted taking pictures, you will be asked to leave. Roving pics will be taken by our in-house photographer Nick Titchener for the Spank website, and will be available for free download after the party.


Available from WeGotTickets
Earlybird £12 + £1.20 booking fee – only until Friday 5th October
2nd release £14 + £1.40 booking fee
Door £17
VIP tickets are NOW SOLD OUT (as of 4th Oct). £45 + £3.60 booking fee. This is actually great value as you’re getting a £25 bottle of champers + entry + your own private chill-out area + waiting staff (see TOP FLOOR description above).

See you there kink-monsters! Kinky lurve from the Spank crew xx



Please note that you must buy an advance ticket to be entered in this competition, people paying at the door will be too late. It’s the quick or the dead around here : )

When you go to to buy tickets, you will be asked to register and will see the following paragraph:

‘Why not sign up for the mailing list of the organiser of events you buy tickets for? That way you’ll be the first to hear the news about all their events. Choose from one of the three options below:
Yes, I’d like to share my email address with the organiser of each event that I buy tickets for.
Yes, I’d like to share my email address with specific event organisers but please ask me each time I buy tickets.
No, please don’t pass on my email address to any event organisers’


You will then be entered into the draw and the winner announced on Facebook the week after the party (only with your permission, we won’t put your name out there if you don’t wish).

We think this is a great prize, and Spank is very happy to offer our patrons this opportunity to come and be oh-so-naughty in funky Brighton’s very own kinky B&B. The date of your free night will of course have to be discussed with the owner to find a mutually convenient booking. In the meantime, find out more about this upmarket dungeon at and on Facebook at And yes, Mr and Mrs Spank have had a saucy night there, and we loved it!